Something bought those little pills unreal the thrills they yield until they kill a million brain cells
Some people are always trying to push the boundaries of their sex life, whether that’s escalating into taboo territory or altering their chemistry, or both. Sex and drugs tend to go together like peanut butter and jelly. As humans, we’ve been supplementing our body chemistry for sexual performance for millennia with herbs like horny goat weed, ginseng, and yohimbe, not to mention that weed and alcohol are pretty standard inebriating lubricants for getting your freak on.
Crossing the line from herbal remedies to illegal scores isn’t a far stretch. You can find a variety of illicit drugs in Fort Collins to launch your body into sexual bliss like molly and blow. Shit, we live in a college town. It’s not that hard. But, we’re not going to talk about the illegal drugs that will damage your reputation as law-abiding citizen, or even the male enhancement pills you can have prescribed by your doctor for erectile disfunction that they seem to give out like little blue candies. Ain’t nobody got time for that. We’re going to talk about the pills you can find at gas stations, convenience stores, and even Doctor Johns. The thrill pills that look like they’re a rip off, but they’ll really give you a hard on.
These packets of pills with suggestive phallic names and images of powerful animals like Rhinos or insatiable women gripping the bed sheets seem like novelty products. And to be honest, they’re sold that way as they’re not tested or approved by the FDA. Little do people know that they do indeed work, and there’s a dark underground supplement network that fills them of illegal substances. That packet with the kangaroo on it? It most likely has the same compounds as viagra in it, or with a chemical concoction that’s maybe just slightly different. When the FDA finally catches on and shuts them down, the company pivots into a new brand and starts all over again. It’s a never ending cycle and the FDA can’t keep up. You can read more about that from Motherboard/Vice.
These pills are available all over Fort Collins and we’ve used them weekly for a substantial amount of time, swallowed with ample amounts of alcohol and inhaled with blunts. It’s not that a dick is broken or either of us have low libidos. Or even that we have to be drunk to fuck each other. We’re the couple type that escalates and crosses boundaries; we’ve kind of always done that through chemistry. We’ve watched the thrill pill brand rotations happen before our eyes. Once we’ve found a brand from Dr. John’s that works, we bust ass over to Amazon and buy them in bulk before they’re shut down or alter the chemical compounds.
We’re relatively healthy people without heart conditions, so playing with fire hasn’t concerned us too much. But, that’s not to say I haven’t felt the concerning warning signs of coming close to problems. There are pills for women, even though I think they’re essentially the same thing. I’ve had blurred vision a few times, and often enough that I joke, “Oh shit, did you get the ones that are going to make me go blind again?” In reality, that’s a sign of blood pressure changes and if I wasn’t in good health, that could land my ass in the ER. There’s a reason the FDA shuts these operations down when they find them. It doesn’t stop us from taking them, though.
When they do work, they really fucking work. Hours and hours of hot sex with an extra hard dick and an extra responsive clit that hardens, too. It’s easier to squirt. It raises your libido to the next level. It creates a mindset of ecstasy. It makes you warm and flushed, from your face to your sweet spots. It definitely enhances mind blowing sex. And if you like to push the envelope, it’s worth it. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you, though…